| Division: |
Co-Rec |
| Captains: |
Stephanie
Accuosti & Tyler Brown |
| Team Colors: |
Navy & Orange |
| Team Mascot: |
"Riggs, the serious relationship puppy." |
| Team Beer: |
"Blood." |
| Team Song: |
"We don't
like to choose favorites, but here is a sampling from our warm-up
playlist:
I'll Make Love To You (Boys II Men)
Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover (Sophie B. Hawkins)
I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) (Meatloaf)
Hangin' Tough (New Kids on the Block)
Too Legit To Quit (MC Hammer)
Your Body Is A Wonderland (John Mayer)
Closer (Nine Inch Nails)" |
| Roster: |
Tyler
Brown-3L
Pat Mott-3L
Dallas Kaplan-3L
Doug Boyle-3L
Chris Wynne-3L
Matt Thorne-3L
Chris Hart-3L
Andy Howlett-3L
John Kaercher-2L
Stephanie Accuosti-3L
Kara Allen-3L
Amy Pentz-3L
Lisa Miller-3L
Natalia Oehringer-3L
Caryn Clark-3L
Meredith Conrad-2L |
| Star Players: |
"There are two, and they are both in Tyler's
pants. What makes them so good? They are spherical
(kind of)." |
| Law Review Nerds: |
"We hate
nerds. But we love Doug Boyle." |
| Team's History: |
"This
question is too hard." |
| Practice Regimen: |
"Strict diet of beer, cream puffs,
and lamaz sessions.'" |
| Want to Play Against: |
"Our
rivals since the beginning of time: Ave Maria." |
| DON'T Want to Play Against: |
"Ave
Maria, obviously. Didn't we just answer this question?" |
| Favorite Thing About the Tournament: |
"Ourselves
and the influx of girls with crooked toes." |
| The Tournament Would Be Better If: |
"...Ave
Maria never showed up." |
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| Analysts' Take: |
We
remember when UVA Orange and Ave Maria were just dating. They
were so cute and flirty. Then it got serious, and they moved
in
together. We all loved that Oscars party had at
their
apartment every year with Ave's famous spinach-artichoke dip.
Remember that dip?!? Those were good times.
Unfortunately,we all witnessed things turning sour during
those
long years in the late 90s, but we still couldn't fathom how ugly the
break-up could get. And now...geez. What the hell
happened? |
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