| Division: |
Co-Rec |
| Captains: |
Denis
Dwyer & Nick Gerlach |
| Team Colors: |
White & Blue |
| Team Mascot: |
Jake Morganstern |
| Team Beer: |
"Jack Daniels, but once that runs out,
PBR" |
| Team Song: |
"Ping Pong Song or Rock DJ, whichever gets the
girls dancing." |
| Distance to Charlottesville, VA: |
472 Miles
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| Roster: |
"Due to
contract issues all I can say is that our pitcher is the Man With The
Golden Dick." |
| Star Players: |
"This is
a team effort. And our team takes Canadian vitamins, so we
all kick ass." |
| Law Review Nerds: |
"HAHAHA nerds playing sports, yeah right!
Actually, we probably have some on the team..." |
| Team's History: |
"Well,
last year we had a kid dislocate his finger so violently it tore
through the skin. The ump goes, 'That's the grossest thing
I've
ever seen.' So anything that is a step up from that is good
with
us." |
| Practice Regimen: |
"Practice?
Are you kidding me? There's 4 feet of snow on the
ground up
here until April 15th. If we are sober and aren't sunburned
I'll
be happy if we get 3 runs home." |
| Want to Play Against: |
"1980
USSR Men's Hockey Team. USA!!! USA!!!
USA!!!!!
Ok
fine seriously - Georgia. Because we played them last year in the
corner of a soccer field and they went yard every single time. Ever
seen a man hit a 900 Ft Grand Slam? I have, and I want revenge.
Actually, no one on that team even had Georgia gear on so them may have
just been townies who were softball enthusiasts. Either way, My name is
Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General
of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus
Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I
will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." |
| DON'T Want to Play Against: |
"Syracuse White. Last thing we want to
see is a bunch of Yetties from the North Country." |
| Favorite Thing About the Tournament: |
"Absolutely
Everything. You guys do a bang up job." |
| The Tournament Would Be Better If: |
"...it
lasted a whole week." |
| Anything Else?: |
"We've
answered like 15 things in here, and everyone is probably going to
threaten to sue me for defamation of character, so we're going to leave
it at that. Chances are you will find out more than
you
wanted to know over the weekend." |
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| Analysts' Take: |
These
Syracuse kids are pretty (pretty.....pretty.........pretty) convincing.
We're willing to agree with them that they're going to need
to
cherish every single one of their hard-earned runs and pray that they
make it out of pod play. That said, we love the attitude that
they bring to the tourney every year, and we're definitely going out of
our way to have beer with them on Saturday night (or, Sunday
morning...). |
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