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Penn State
Panhandlers
State
College, Pennsylvania Pod Games:
vs. New England School of Law A @
Fri 8pm, Park 5
vs. Suffolk Gold @ Fri 10pm, Park 5
vs. UVA Gold @ Sat 1pm, McIntire 2
| Division: |
Co-Rec |
| Captains: |
Marcos
Fernandez |
| Team Colors: |
Blue & White |
| Team Mascot: |
Nittany Lion |
| Team Beer: |
"Miller High Life - The Champagne of Beers" |
| Team Song: |
"Wanna Be Starting Something" - Michael Jackson |
| Distance to Charlottesville, VA: |
282 Miles
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| Star Players: |
"Ross
Poole: In between studying and crushing softballs out of the park, Mr.
Poole enjoys saving babies from burning buildings and posing for
Playgirl.
Katie
McDonald: The only thing deadlier than her bat is her looks .
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in order to avoid combusting internally, sunglasses are advised.
Anthony
'BroCas' LoCas: Being accused of being a Jersey Shorer has
turned
him into a bitter jaded man. He takes this Italian anger out
on
the diamond." |
| Law Review Nerds: |
"5" |
| Team's History: |
"New Kids on the Block, taking the field by storm." |
| Favorite Thing About the Tournament: |
"Beer, BBQ, and Softball...what's not to love?" |
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| Analysts' Take: |
Really?
Their three "stars" sound like nerdy superheroes with useless
powers. A bunch of newbies unfamiliar with the demands of the
game...we're expecting an early exit out of these kids. |
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