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Penn State
Paintiffs
Carlisle,
Pennsylvania Pod Games:
vs. Florida Coastal @ Sat 9am, McIntire 1
vs. Michigan Blue @ Sat 4pm, Park 2
vs. Columbia Co-Rec 3Ls @ Sat 9pm, Park 6
| Division: |
Co-Rec |
| Captains: |
Michael
Haynes & Brian Hokamp |
| Team Colors: |
Blue & White |
| Team Mascot: |
"The Hudder" |
| Team Beer: |
Yuengling |
| Team Song: |
"I'll Sue Ya" - Weird Al Yankovic |
| Distance to Charlottesville, VA: |
205 Miles
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| Roster: |
"Just a
bunch of 1Ls, which will make your loss even more devastating." |
| Star Players: |
"We've
got ringers who played in college, and ironmen/women from the ball
fields of summers past." |
| Law Review Nerds: |
"0." |
| Team's History: |
"We're
fresh blood, but we're no 'bye' team." |
| Practice Regimen: |
"Top
Secret." |
| Want to Play Against: |
"The
other Penn State team would be great to play, so we can show everyone
where the real Dickinson campus is! Any other Big Ten schools
like Michigan would also be a good matchup." |
| DON'T Want to Play Against: |
"We're
new, so we're willing to take on anyone." |
| Favorite Thing About the Tournament: |
"So far,
the website seems pretty organized? Haven't been there
before, but we hear it's a blast." |
| Anything Else?: |
"It's
going to be pretty humiliating when you all lose to a bunch of 1Ls.
Get ready to feel the wrath of the Paintiffs!" |
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| Analysts' Take: |
Stupid
1Ls...it's spelled "Plaintiffs." |
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