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Harvard Men
Cambridge,
Massachusetts Pod Games:
vs. GW Blue @
Sat 10am, Darden Towe 3
vs. The Pennsylvania State University @
Sat 1pm, Darden Towe 3
vs. Cumberland Reg @ Sat 3pm, Darden Towe 2
| Division: |
Reg |
| Captains: |
David
Baumgarten, Anthony DiBenedetto |
| Team Colors: |
Crimson & White |
| Team Mascot: |
"The evil monkey who lives in our closet." |
| Team Beer: |
"PBR. NOT in an ironic hipster way, but
because we're cheap and respect the blue ribbon." |
| Team Song: |
"Anything by Jens Lekman. Long story." |
| Distance to Charlottesville, VA: |
557 Miles
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| Roster: |
Jeff
Dunlap, 3L - P
David Baumgarten, 3L - 1B
Joel Fleming, 2L - 2B
Oren Cass, 2L - SS
Randy DeSmyter, 3L - 3B
Anthony DiBenedetto, 3L - OF
Rob Williams, 3L - OF
Evan Simpson, 3L - OF
Richmond McMurray, 2L - OF
Andrew Miller, 2L - OF |
| Star Players: |
"DiBenedetto
-- Spends most of the semester in California, giving him opportunity to
actually go outdoors.
Dunlap -- Proved last year that his pitching gets better when he's
drunk.
DeSmyter -- Played D-I college football...at Duke...as a kicker.
Nevermind.
The 2Ls & 1L -- We've never actually seen them play, but they
can't be worse than a guy who kicked at Duke." |
| Law Review Nerds: |
"0." |
| Team's History: |
"Round of
16 last two years. We're returning six 3Ls from last year's squad --
the other folks are new this year." |
| Practice Regimen: |
"Because
we live in a miserable city not fit for human life, outdoor practice is
impossible. So, instead, we've focused on (1) not injuring ourselves
during the IM basketball season, (2) drinking, and (3) growing
mustaches." |
| Want to Play Against: |
"U of
Chicago. Apparently we had a giant bench-clearing brawl with them a few
years ago. Sounded fun." |
| DON'T Want to Play Against: |
"U of Chicago. See above. One
of our guys ended up with a broken leg." |
| Favorite Thing About the Tournament: |
"Everything
is better in Charlottesville. The weather, the bars, the
food, the undergrads...everything." |
| The Tournament Would Be Better If: |
"...we
didn't have to leave at the end of the tournament. Seriously,
can we transfer?" |
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| Analysts' Take: |
So
let us get this straight: These guys are going to show up
listening to Jens Lekman, sporting mustaches, drinking PBR, referencing
Adult Swim, and bitching about how dreary their lives in
Cambridge
are? And they're NOT hipsters? |
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