| Division: |
Reg |
| Captains: |
"We
operate with a mob mentality." |
| Team Mascot: |
"We are the might lions of Columbia.
ROAR!!!" |
| Team Beer: |
Cosmos |
| Team Song: |
"Big Girls Don't Cry" - Fergie |
| Distance to Charlottesville, VA: |
351 Miles
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| Roster: |
"A bunch
of 1Ls, pretty much" |
| Star Players: |
"Define 'Star Players.' Then define
"Good.'" |
| Law Review Nerds: |
"None.
We're 1Ls, so we haven't had our training wheels removed yet." |
| Team's History: |
"We're
all newbies who are looking to make a big impression this year.
If not on the softball diamond, then at least on the local
bar
scene." |
| Practice Regimen: |
"We play
whenever the back pain from carrying around our Con Law textbooks isn't
too severe." |
| Want to Play Against: |
"Hmmmm,
we should ask somebody about this...." |
| DON'T Want to Play Against: |
"The good
ones?" |
| Favorite Thing About the Tournament: |
"The lack
of a pure Socratic method or an exam at the end." |
| The Tournament Would Be Better If: |
"...it
lasted two weeks." |
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| Analysts' Take: |
1Ls
can be deceiving. They act like they're beginners and have no
clue about anything, but in reality they're usually the most prepared
(and the least apathetic) of all law students. These kids may
pretend to be upstarts, but we're actually anticipating that there will
be some serious talent on this squad. |
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