| Division: |
Co-Rec |
| Captains: |
"None --
We're a team in the truest sense of the word." |
| Team Colors: |
Columbia Blue |
| Team Mascot: |
"The Lion from Lion's Head Tavern (conveniently,
Columbia's mascot is also a lion" |
| Team Beer: |
"Whisky Drink, Vodka Drink, Lager Drink, Cider
Drink" |
| Team Song: |
"Tubthumping" - Chumbawamba |
| Distance to Charlottesville, VA: |
351 Miles
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| Roster: |
"A
scrappy group of grizzled 3Ls who are hoping to support their softball
habit with a little drinking. Wait a minute -- strike that,
reverse it." |
| Star Players: |
"We
have two stars: Caitlin McCusker and CJ Perry. Caitlin
derives
her power from her uncanny ability to actually show up and play
softball once in a while. CJ, on the other hand, is a pure
athlete of the highest order. She could be an Olympic curler,
and
we've never seen her with a broom in her hand." |
| Law Review Nerds: |
"More
than we'd care to admit." |
| Team's History: |
"We've
got a few veterans mixed in with a lot of first-timers who apparently
have taken until now to realize that law school is (or should be) a
three-year excuse to drink and play softball." |
| Practice Regimen: |
"Practice?
Frequency? Intensity? None of these words
describe
anything about our approach to softball. We basically show up
at
UVA for the t-shirt and the nice weather." |
| Want to Play Against: |
"Teams
that know how to have a good time, and/or any team with fewer than the
minimum number of players required to participate." |
| DON'T Want to Play Against: |
"Everyone
else." |
| Favorite Thing About the Tournament: |
"It's
nothing like the rest of law school." |
| The Tournament Would Be Better If: |
"...drinking
were permitted during games." |
| Anything Else?: |
"Scott
Eisman is a first-class douche bag." |
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| Analysts' Take: |
It
sounds like these 3Ls will be entering the weekend with the right
attitude. We're not sure whether curling prowess translates
at
all into softball skill, but if these seniors have really been pent up
in the Law Review offices for the last few years, we're guessing
they're now going to be strong out of the gate. |
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