| Division: |
Co-Rec |
| Captains: |
Jessie
Riggin |
| Team Colors: |
"It's sort of a light blue, like Carolina Blue but
classier." |
| Team Mascot: |
"We'll get back to you." |
| Team Beer: |
"The one in our hands right now." |
| Team Song: |
"TiK ToK" - Ke$ha |
| Distance to Charlottesville, VA: |
351 Miles
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| Star Players: |
"Jessie
Riggin is the star of this team, because she is the only remotely
organized member of it and without her there would be no team." |
| Law Review Nerds: |
"HAH!" |
| Team's History: |
"Most
of us are returners who are looking to avenge some PRETTY embarassing
losses from last year. Frankly, we think we should get some
kind
of medal just for showing up again." |
| Practice Regimen: |
"When
you say 'practice regimen,' would that involve picking up a softball at
any point? If so, then we'd like to check the box marked
'N/A.'" |
| Want to Play Against: |
"Do we
have to have other teams in our pod?" |
| DON'T Want to Play Against: |
"The
teams we played last year." |
| Favorite Thing About the Tournament: |
"Gettin' our drank on." |
| The Tournament Would Be Better If: |
"...it
provided more opportunities to get our drank on." |
| Anything Else?: |
"We like
to get our drank on." |
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| Analysts' Take: |
Okay,
we get it, you like to booze. That's kind of what the weekend
is
all about, so you're coming to the right place. And when the
kegs
run out early on Saturday night, we'll know who to blame. |
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