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1 (2)

VaSE

5-0

The softball team is healthy, but much to the chagrin of the editorial board, they're dangerously close to becoming a real journal.

2 (1)

Tenacious D

3-0

DNP

3 (5)

Thundercats

4-1

Several Thundercats are newly on the prowl.

4 (13)

Angels in the Outfield

3-0-1

You'll be happy to know that Tim Tebow won this week.

5 (11)

Libel Show

3-1

All of a sudden this is a good softball team. Probably won't translate to the show.

6 (12)

BLSA

2-1-2

Balled so hard they went 2 - 0 this week. That sh** cray.

7 (23)

GUS

2-1

Not perfect.

8  (14)

The Expendables

2-0

Finally beat GUS, Stallone is not impressed. Let's see if they can do it when it matters.

9 (9)

Lemon Party

2-1

10 (7)

Comrades

2-1

Said from one SBA officer to the other: "Wow, you really got your tongue in there, and I do hope all is well."

11 (25)

Lawkward

0-0

12 (3)

NARPs United

2-0-1

DNP

13 (20)

RELLS

1-2

Spent an hour with 10 women in a field. Also played the Chicks.

14 (16)

HHH

1-1

15 (17)

Lawsage Fest

1-3

In the food-related-name matchup of the week, the Lawsages toppled Hoogie Haven.

16 (4)

Chicks with Balls

1-2

This team's hatred of men finally boiled over to the point that the captain ran over a skateboarder. That's understandable, but you didn't have to back over him.

17 (6)

Nerd Herd

1-2

Lost yet another journal showdown to VaSE, and their catcher to the journal she's not even on.

18 (8)

Foul Tips

1-1

Fair win.

19 (10)

Disorderly Conduct

1-2

Apparently losing softball games counts as training for the Tough Mudder.

20 (15)

Nah, Nah, Nah . . . Green Team

0-2

Forfeit. Lame.

21 (21)

Hoogie Haven

0-3

The Fat Lady is singing on their season.

18 (16)

El Facial Challenge

0-2

Team-naming karma continues to hold back El Facial.

22 (15)

Three's Company
(formerly VELJVTRVELF)

0-4

Three's a crowd.

24 (19)

Learned Gloves

0-4

Shaming Learned Hand, although not as bad as the law school band is.

25 (24)

VLP/VJSPL

0-2

Finally figured out who was on their team. Didn't help.

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1 (1)

Special K

2-1-1

Haven't lost since Week 2 and just shutout Section C. The team to beat heading into the playoffs.

2 (4)

Diamond Divas

4-0-1

Continue their dominance over sections that aren't K.

3 (3)

Jailbait

4-0

One member of this team lost thousands of dollars, his room key, and his dignity. But they beat Section B, so there's that.

4 (7)

Arbitration Claws

3-2

Two wins this week, but wins against the Transfers and The Incredibles aren't particularly impressive.

5 (9)

Fourth Base Felons

3-2

Two wins this week, but wins against the LLMs and The Incredibles are even less impressive.

6 (5)

Smooth CriminLs

3-2

UnremarkabL.

7 (6)

Got the Runs

3-1

The NGSL power rankers are above scatalogical humor.

8 (8)

Chasers

2-3

Over the weekend I took one of those Chaser anti-hangover tablets. Man did that make me have to poop. I mean, I really pooped everywhere. So much poop.

9 (14)

Ex Partay

1-3

Stole Dandelion from the LLMs, then used them to get their only victory. Pick on someone your own size.

10 (12)

Hagued and Confused

1-3

Looked good after an early win, but the LLM losing legacy is hard to shake.

11 (10)

The Hituation

1-4

Over fall break the Hituation contracted hyphillis.

12 (13)

The Briefs

1-2

Before this year, two of your PAs made out. Feel free to speculate over your section listserv.

13 (2)

The Incredibles

0-5

Collapsed like the Red Sox, somehow with less dugout beer drinking.

11 (14)

Transfers

1-1

Struggling.

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1 (2)

Swingers

3-1

Commanding wins over the Hooligans and Darden put them back on the top. We'll all enjoy rooting against them.

2 (1)

White Collar Crime

3-1

Bad loss to the Swingers. Maybe try out some old fashioned B&Es?

3 (3)

Hooligans

1-1

Winning the Macho tournament only slightly relieved the sting of nearly being no-hit.

4 (4)

Brendan Dawson

1-2

Fail to win many games. Succeed at proving how useless the bouncers at Coupe's are.

5 (5)

1L of a Good Time

0-3

Still having a good time?

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1 (3)

Where My Pitches At?

1-1

That extra year of drinking experience really helps these 3Ls in drunk league.

2 (1)

Torts Illustrated

1-1

They are looking forward to dressing up for the swimsuit edition. We're shuddering just thinking about it.

3 (2)

Libel

2-0

Apparently they did play...

4 (4)

Law Review

0-2

Apparently they did play...