Fall 2008 Week 2 Morrison & Foerster Power Rankings
| Rank | Team | Comment |
| Co-Rec Division | ||
| 1 | Varsity | After beating GUS, they aren't just the best team on paper. |
| 2 | IKE | Contrary to what they said on the callback, you're not that sweet. |
| 3 | Frosted Tips | Shadow of their former selves. Face it 'Tips, you need P-Rob. |
| 4 | GUS | Newlyweds + Engagement + Vegas = Loss to Varsity |
| 5 | Bascom's Follies | Token appearance in the top 5, sponsored by Patton Boggs. |
| Section Teams | ||
| 1 | B- Bascom's Follies | 1L Champs |
| 2 | G- Gunshow | Could have been champs. Chose instead to get hammered before the finals. |
| 3 | K- Kim's Killers | Like 1L Player Wendell, 2L Coach Wendell can't get it done. Find a new section. |
| 4 | H- Hoos on First? | Clearly none of you. Weak showing in the tourney. |
| 5 | A- Andro | Roid Rage is not a myth, according to numerous umps. |
| Regular Division | ||
| 1 | Team Sensitivity | It's unbelievable that a team this lazy can play this well. |
| 2 | Darden Shockers | Can't find a game or a job. |
| 3 | Dream Team | Stop crushing the Natural Lite and Dream up some competition. |
| 4 | K&L Intersection Team | Death, taxes, and a 300 dude 1L team. Coming soon the inevitable collapse… |
| 5 | McLovin | Scouting reports don't win championships and it looks like neither will McLovin. |