This Season's Initial Morrison & Foerster Power Rankings
| Rank | Team | Comment |
| Co-Rec Division | ||
| 1 | IKE | L-IKE their chances |
| 2 | GUS | Newlyweds + Engagement + Vegas getaway = Loss of Focus |
| 3 | Varsity | … and yet the JV of the NGSL |
| 4 | Frosted Tips | Just the 'Tips? |
| 5 | 3rd Floor Bicker | Ivy League education, Bush League softball |
| Section Teams | ||
| 1 | H- Hoos on First | Won Dandelion; lost dignity |
| 2 | K- Kim's Killers | All gear, no game |
| 3 | I - I Am Legend | aka The Ryan Quillian Story |
| 4 | L- Lollipop Guild | Takes a lickin', keeps on tickin' |
| 5 | B- Bascom's Follies | Barely beat Cavalawyers on field and in race for lamest name |
| Regular Division | ||
| 1 | Dream Team | Big expectations/egos |
| 2 | Darden Shockers | MBA = Mediocre Batting Averages |
| 3 | Team Sensitivity | Sweats pure testosterone |
| 4 | McLovin | Worn out players/team name |
| 5 | Quicksilver | This is softball, not the X-Games |