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1 (2)
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VaSE
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2-0
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VaSE
once again showed that, true to their affiliation, they are both sporty
and entertaining. This week they posted 27 runs against Law
Christian Fellowship, bringing their two-game scoring total to 50.
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2 (1)
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Force Majeure
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2-0
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Force
Majeure didn't dominate in their narrow win over Big Boppers this week,
but we're willing to attribute that to the skills of a solid opponent
in Section B. The Force put together a 6-4 victory after
trailing
for much for the game, hanging on as the top-ranked 1L team this
week. Once again, the captains for Section F showed their
committment to their roles, sending out a 5-paragraph game recap to the
section during Civ Pro.
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3 (6)
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Hoo Tang Clan
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2-0
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Section
H defeated the A Team this week in its second victory of the season,
quelling doubts about the Clan's ability to perform through seven
innings. We can't wait to see what goes down on Wednesday
morning
when H takes on Kamikaze (also 2-0). One of these undefeated
teams is going to finally fall.
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4 (7)
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Kamikaze
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2-0
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Kamikaze
blanked the Jacksons this week 10-0, showing haters that they might be
up to the challenge of propagating the Section K softball
legacy.
If they can beat Section H this week, we very well might see them atop
the ranks come Foxfield.
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5 (8)
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El Facial Challenge
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2-0
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El
Facial Challenge called home this week to cry to mommy about all of the
bad press its been receiving on account of the naming debacle it
brought upon itself. Maybe a more appropriate name for these
1Ls
would have been "Emotional Mess."
We
kid, Section E. We were impressed to see that you didn't rest
on
your laurels after a forfeit win this week, but instead got out on the
turf to practice the fundamentals. We're looking forward to
seeing if that training pays off when you take on your bratty
classmates from Section G on Monday.
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6 (23)
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Chalk
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1-0
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Chalk
stomped all over the Princeton alums on Friday, playing tight and
aggressive the whole game. This is a stunning outcome in our
minds, considering that, before the match-up, captain Steve Cohen kept
indicating that he wanted to preemptively fold.
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7 (23)
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Shaw-ty's Little Law Review
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1-0
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These
2L all-stars, cheered on by a brigade of merry spectators, came from
behind to defeat a struggling Gus squad this week in walk-off
fashion. We would like to see an even larger, merrier brigade
of
spectators on hand for the epic battle against fellow 2Ls Baby Carrot
on Tuesday afternoon.
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8 (23)
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Bascom's Follies
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1-0
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The
Follies showed up with the bats this week, crossing the plate 23 times
against J C Superstars. That's about all we have in our notes
on
this squad. Please help us know you better in the future,
Bascom's Follies.
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9 (23)
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Law and Business Review
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1-0
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In
a game that started off dull and sloppy and turned into an exciting
11-10 victory, the Law & Business Review showed that they have
some
fire for competition, even if they have to send out mass emails to the
larger student body to get numbers.
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10 (3)
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Big Boppers
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1-1
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Big
Boppers may have lost this week to Force Majeure, but we'll be damned
if they don't play the game right. It's not just that they
have a
bunch of talent; Section B has the spirit, sportsmanship, and inclusion
that make section softball great.
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11 (13)
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Baby Carrot and the Cabbage
Patch Kids
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1-1
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We're
pretty sure that Baby Carrot isn't actually that good at
softball. But these bizarre 2Ls are good at one
thing:
themed games. If Feb Club is still 4 months away, these kids
don't know it. Keep doing what you're doing, Baby
Carrot.
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12 (4)
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Cannibals
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1-0
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Did Not Play This Week.
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13 (21)
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Gunners
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1-1
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For
a while, we were wondering whether the Gunners were going to leave
their professors alone long enough to score a run in a softball game
this fall. Well, much to our surprise, these hot pink nerds
scored six of them this week in their win against the
Comrades.
Maybe there is something going on with this team that we don't know
about--four of their PAs were in attendance cheering them on, and one
even brought Capri Suns and orange slices for the team. Now
we're
thinking that maybe we want to be Gunners, too....
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14 (18)
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L Diablo
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1-1
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We
knew that crazy chant was going to lead to something good sooner or
later. Section L crushed Jedi Softball Team 15-2 this
week.
L Diablo has a tougher test coming up, however, with a match-up against
Section B.
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15 (17)
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Tenacious D
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1-1
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We
thought that Section D looked good in week one, despite losing its
first game to El Facial Challenge 8-4. Well, Tenacious D
showed
some tenacity in week two, handing "I" of the Tiger its second straight
loss. Don't count these 1Ls out, folks. We are
predicting a
victory over the Comrades this week. That's right, we said it.
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16 (10)
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Schmalzbach Surprise
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1-0
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Did Not Play This Week.
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17 (5)
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Comrades
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1-1
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Our
fault, Section C. We were a little trigger happy when we
ranked
you 5th last week. Your collapse against Section G this week
showed that you still have some work ahead of you. We like
your
commie uniforms, though. Quite striking.
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18 (20)
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Gophers
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1-1
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The
Gophers got a win by forfeit this week. Cherish it, Section G
'10; we think you might not be seeing many more of these.
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19 (11)
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J C Superstars
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1-1
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We
have yet to see what is so super about this team. We do like
the
thriftiness of these alums of Section C and J, though--instead of
getting their own jerseys, they just wear their old uniforms from their
section teams of years past. We don't know who proposed this
cheap alternative, but we have an idea....
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20 (9)
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T-Pain
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1-1
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Forfeit. Lame.
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21 (23)
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Gus
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0-1
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Our
doubts about these has-beens were confirmed when they let Shaw-ty's
Little Law Review suck one out on them this week. Gus used to
be
a big name in the co-rec division. Unless they make some
quick
changes, however, these upperclassmen will be looking for a new team
name (along with some fresh talent) come the spring season.
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22 (23)
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Emotional Distress
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0-1
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Five
runs against Baby Carrot? Not bad, but not good.
The season
is young, but you should probably beat Andro this week so you don't
have a nervous breakdown before fall break.
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23 (23)
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Newman's Own
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0-1
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Just
an awful outing by Newman's Own this week. Chalk hammered
their
pitcher, their outfielders didn't know where they were, and we're
pretty sure their shortstop thought the groundballs hit his way were
flaming hot potatoes. If you're planning on wearing those
bright
orange jerseys with pride this fall, we suggest you work on your
fundamentals first, Princeton.
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24 (15)
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"I" of the Tiger
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0-2
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We
realized that Section I's game was going to be a work in progress when
we faced off against them post-Dandelion. They've now lost
two
close games in the regular season. Will things fall into
place
against T-Pain this week? We are predicting that they will.
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25 (12)
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The A Team
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0-2
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Just like UVA's football team,
Section A lost by 3 this week. Just like UVA's football team,
Section A is winless so far.
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26 (23)
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Law Christian Fellowship
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0-2
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Law
Christian Fellowship played two games this week, and lost both of
them. Still, we think there is some promise in these devout
students. They've got some big sluggers, and it's only a
matter
of time until they break open some big innings.
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27 (16)
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The Jacksons
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0-2
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In contrast, we're not holding
out much hope for these 1Ls. They've been outscored
30-5
in their first two games. Perhaps they should try another
sport...like knitting.
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28 (19)
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Jedi Softball Team
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0-2
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We
like the LLMs' consistency--they have scored two runs in each of their
first two games. In contrast, their opponents have been
somewhat
less consistent, scoring 12 and 15 runs in weeks one and two,
respectively.
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29 (14)
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VJILantes
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0-1
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Did Not Play This Week.
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30 (22)
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Junta
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0-1
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Did Not Play This Week.
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31 (23)
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Federalist Society
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0-0
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Did Not Play This Week.
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31 (23)
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Gun Show
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0-0
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Did Not Play This Week.
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31 (23)
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Journal of Law and Politics
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0-0
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Did Not Play This Week.
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31 (23)
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Redcoats
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0-0
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Did Not Play This Week.
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31 (23)
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Stone Cold Sober
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0-0
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Did Not Play This Week.
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36 (23)
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Andro
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0-1
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Forfeit. Lame.
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