with the fall season just underway, we thought everyone could use a nice introduction to the competition. real power rankings will arrive next week, but in the meantime, we've put together a list of all of the teams registered for the fall season, with a brief blurb for each one. read on...

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rank (last week)

team

record

comment

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the a-team

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B+.

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andro

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based on their performance in past years, we're confident they're clean.

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baby carrot and the cabbage patch kids

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note to self: don't come up with softball team name when stoned and watching pbs children's programming.

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bascom's follies

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what is your return policy?

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better name pending

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we sure hope so.

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big boppers

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they don't look that big.

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cannibals

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practice makes...mediocre?.

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chalk

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worst team name since k-lite.

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comrades

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plenty of nice, patriotic names out there...

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danny's stepdads

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you beat us, we hate you? but you guys are so damn likeable.

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darden first years

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big shoes to fill.

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dream team

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not so dreamy anymore.

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emotional distress

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has beens?  or never weres?

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facial challenge

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attention section e: apparently you didn't get the memo.  your name is supposed to begin with your section letter.  in your case, that would be the letter "e."  also, "facial challenge" doesn't make any sense.

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federalist society

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bush league.

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fiduciary bags

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award for best drunk team name..

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force majeure

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that's what she said.

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gophers

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leaders of the section g triumverate.

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gun show

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great attitude, not as great fundamentals.

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gunners

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but ghostbusters was such a hit!

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gus

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failing dynasty.  your predecessors may be getting laid off, but they're still better than you at softball.

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hoo-tang clan

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professor o'connell might have been able to save your skit, but he can't save your swing.

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hooligans

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bring your green hat.

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"i" of the tiger

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these 1Ls are just a bunch of kittens.

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j.c. superstars

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molly shannon is an aggressive fox.

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jedi softball team

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if their games are anything like their dandelion skit, it's gonna be a weird season.

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journal of law and politics

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are you sure you're in the right place?

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kamikaze

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on track to be the weakest section k team in recent memory.

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"l" diablo

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spanish for "the diablo."

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law and business review

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leave yo' bidness on the field when you go leave.

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law christian fellowship

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abstain.

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legal center and school

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old man strength.

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libel junta

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oh, no, no.

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lollipop guild

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see baby carrot's comment.

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mosvick

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a one man team?  we expect big things, nick mosvick.

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newman's own

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last year they were a quillian times better.

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redcoats

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you're right, winning isn't everything.

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schmalzbach surprise

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45 free agents can't make up for james nelson's departure.

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stone cold sober

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"water and softball" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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suhey's stepdads

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lacking in originality and leadership, but certainly not in talent.

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tenacious "d"

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defense wins championships.  jack black wins kids choice awards.

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the jeffersons

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TJ would be proud, but confused.

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t-pain

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too good for their old law schools, too good for dandelion.

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vase

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as fragile a lineup as the name suggests.

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vjilantes

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JV to law review in intellect, prestige, and athletic prowess.

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warriors 1

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gotta tip your cap to these gents.

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warriors 2

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b-squad?  or twice as fierce?.

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wet dream team

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premature in more ways than one.

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shaw-ty's little law review

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boop!